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B!tch Eating Crackers Syndrome

B!tch Eating Crackers Syndrome

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Alice Soper
Jun 21, 2024
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I first heard the phrase ‘Bitch Eating Crackers’ in an episode of Maintenance Phase. It’s a shorthand for that unique experience of intense dislike. Where you have got so deep into your frustration that whatever the person will do, it’ll piss you off. Just look at that bitch, eating crackers.

I would say I am a person fairly in touch with my anger. In a…

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